No, he wasn’t even close to finishing me off or close enough to be able to try to.”
I can only assume he thought it was my clit, but how?Įdit: Yeah, yeah, it’s an erogenous zone for some people, but I’m pretty damn sure he thought it was my clit because when he finally touched my actual clit he was surprised. Sterling_-_Archer Some anatomy lessons come later than others She started laughing so hard she farted… while I was inside her… which made her laugh even harder and she peed all over me… makes for a funny memory.” She thought I finished in her and got extremely mad.Ģ: years later, she was on top of me while I was on my back and I said something stupid and she started laughing. stephchris Heart attacks & fart attacksġ: I had a heart attack while having sex with my (then girlfriend) wife for the very first time. To this day it is the worst pain I have ever experienced.” “He put his hand under my back to lift me up for a position change mid-through and he ended up popping out one of my ribs. I don’t know where that came from in her mind.” This is why we usually wait until the kids go to bed. She says ‘what’s going on in there? Mom are you ok? Is Dad hitting you?’ My husband kept going like a champ but I was laughing so hard. My three-year-old who was down stairs comes up and starts knocking on our bedroom door. I have an ample ass so there is that wonderful slapping noise as he’s thrusting. So the day he comes home we’re having middle of the day sex and he’s doing me doggy style.
He is definitely “ready to go” when he gets home. He is gone for two weeks and comes home for a week. smashton911 Midday visitors with heavy questions He looked over my shoulder at my wife and says ‘What are ya’ll doing?’ Well, that killed the mood real quick.” We didn’t even notice until he quickly jumped onto the bed and jumps on my back. We are under the covers, and it’s a good thing, because my three-year-old son snuck into the room. “One time the wife and I are getting it on first thing in the morning. Given that gaming is largely these days an adult past time, I wonder how much it has "gown up" in this regard.Digging into the most prolific bastion of cringe and discomfort, Reddit, we found a few deeply uncomfortable sex stories that show just how persistent cringe-y, awkward sex moments can be throughout your lives. Obviously, both were more of a "spoof porn" quality (which I personally find more entertaining). Not necessarily as an erotic experience or part of foreplay, but just because? I planned but never got to run a couple "late night" X rated games - one was "Tentacular the Musical" which married the best of hentai and Disney musicals, and the other was a Paranoia plot in which the libido killing chemicals constantly pumped into the Alpha Complex water supply was stopped and sexy hilarity was to ensue. Relatedly, have you ever run such a game, using whatever engine. I am aware of the Book of Erotic Fantasy, and I believe there was a fan GURPS, supplement,but I am thinking more along the lines of, say, an RPG version of Xxxenophile, or a genre-simulation RPG for porn (sort of an HKAT of Porn)? I was wondering if there were any (FATAL notwithstanding) intentionally highly sexual, pornographic and/or erotic RPGs.
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